Thanks, could of warned me though, as the shock has made me go all Funny-er than normal... :o)
Zactly Dezzie, Years ago people wanted perfect sharp images, on glossy photo paper, Now i have seen folk squinting looking at a mobile phone image that is shaky and blur saying oh,,,send me a copy,,that's a great shot, while i was thinking, Id be Shot for taking that Shot? folk are willing to except poorer quality images now, for instance, When i do a wedding i may take 500/more images, all will be put on a DVD/CD and filed, the happy couple will come and look at the collection of wedding images, nearly every single time the couple will pick images for their album that i had picked for the bin,,,Why? "I love that image" Errr yeah but its got some ones big fat head stuck in it, Yeah but that's uncle Alcohol doing his party trick??? Oh and thats Aunty Mavis, the flash has lit her white dress up so you can see her blue fat pants and pale pink bra,,Oh please put that in our album??? Just hurts my head Dezzie,,Hurts my head:O)
Just remember that for weddings, while they want some nicer shots, they also want memories, and family stuff, so an artiste like yourself is going to have a constant headache! LOL Do them two albums - a formal one, and a family one. You get to charge more!
Thats a Idea?? I,ll try it, i got the bride with a fag/cigarette hanging from the corner of her mouth and all sorts..might pay me note to print them?? I am a Artiste dezzie,,,I am? I AM,,,,why you looking at me in such a way???
It's yer beret. It has slipped off yer swollen 'ead.
You insult me Madam, my head iz normal sized for a big head..
It's all about perspective, isn't it? Up close, it looks gargantuan. But step back a few miles, and it looks almost normal.
Have you got a degree in being rude, cuz you iz very good at it, or does it just come "O" Natural with years of practice :O)
Oh, I am not qualified. But I do practice. Mostly on you.
Oh your so kind, just me, oh that's lovely thank you so much...
Well, the world at large, really. I just wanted you to feel special.
3.00am cant sleep, woke up with a head ache i dont feel special, might look special in a strange sort of way, puffy eyes, wild man hair, Where's the parrotseatumall.....
I hope you feel better, Mike. Sounds like you're getting a bug.
Hope not, got to sort through 500 wedding images, ohhh my head :O) i have no time to be sick, sounds silly when i,m unable to work as work goes any more, but i was told to keep as mobile as possible so i am, see, as im typing this,,,hhh hhh,,hhh, I,m runningg on the spotkh..............
Phew, had to stop, my belly hit me under the chin!!!
You big fibber. Are they the 500 of the last wedding? Pick the awful ones and put them all in an album. You know they'll want them! LOL
Oh dont remind me, yes, we want um all, even that one of Aunty Mildred having a scratch!! OOOO000oooh dear,,dear dear dear......
You got something against Aunty Mildred? One has to scratch when one must.
yeah but not on my wedding images for heavens sake!!
You need to hire me. I'll come along and knock heads.
Oh your bus fair would soak up all the profits Dezzie else id hire you yesterday, no questions asked!!
Perhaps i could volunteer. I like the coconut sounds two heads make when they're banged together.
Thats nice, sweet really, liking the sound of semi hollow objects being banged together, not a aggressive person in any way are you Sweet Dezzie???
Cooee! Just calling by to see how you're getting on. Still alive Mikey? It's a wonder. Just don't let her get anywhere near your head! Lol!
Let me just check ,,,,^^^^^^^^ yeah still got a pulse so Sweet Dezmerellda hasn't polished me off without me knowing, mind you Kevin, I think she kind of likes me in a strange feline sort of way bless her :O)