Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
You can't hear them? When I get close to you they're so loud even I can hear 'em!
Yoo is zaggerating agen mrs, i was singing to meself thats watt yoo cud ear,,sayin hime hinsane dont think hime stewpid , high no's watt yoo is sayin, and Dezzie, yoo sed it in a pubic place now everyone will thunk i am hinsane....
Why, Mikey, you're no more insane than I am! That's the trouble with Ozymandians - being upside down on the other side of the world all the time, it naturally addles their brains.
Thats zactly watt i woz thunking, all their blood muss run to their heads and cause delusions...
Absolutely. No wonder they get hot heads and cold feet!
So all the blood runs outa your heads an' into yer nether regions. "Splains a lot.
Yep, thats why we make good breeding stock,,,
Wrong nether region, I'm afraid...
Fancy being afraid of a nether region! I expect this explains why they're in the Outback so much...
Who said I was afraid? You call THAT a nether region?
Well,,,its cold over here? Owww you know how to hurt a man you do :O(
As I said, wrong nether region, but you have my pity.
Awwww, cut like a knife you do Dezzie.. :O)
Ah, toughen up. You survived my soup, dident you? Well, mostly. An' I find your twitch most becoming.
Why th th th th thank y y you, dezzie, its just thith hair that growed on me tongue thath a little off putting :O)
True, but it really helps when catchin' flies.
True,,but the dandruff is the down side tastes horrible..
Posted twice, thats me stutter again!
An' flies duzzent?
Sort of a crunchy texture, with a soft cream filled centre, each one tastes different, all depends what they have settled on before i get um, some taste like Shi* though!
Nobody hever kisses you, Mikey, am I right?
Wrong so wrong Dezzie,,You gurls love the Animal in a man, an i got more hair than a golden Labrador, without the nasty habbits :O)
'Cept for eatin' flies, right?
Hey,,,,we all got habits aint we,,whats yours?